Luka MAGIC!!!

Luka Dončić, more specifically his game, moves, dimes, and/or shot-making ability has been dubbed LUKA MAGIC. Well, it wasn’t Luka who pulled the proverbial rabbit out of his hat, it was Nico Tyrone Harrison, the GM for the Dallas Mavericks. Will somebody please CALL TYRONE!!! He’s TWEAKIN’ BRO!!! WATCHU MEAN TYRONE!?!? You traded who? Luka Dončić!?!? The home-grown GENERATIONAL talent from Slovenia!?!? El Matador!?!? The Don!?!? Wonderboy!?!? That Luka!?!? Quit playin’ Tyrone! Pinch me! Slap me! Wake me up!!!! Make it stop! Surely you jest!!!!

Now that I’ve finished that rant, let me breathe and calmly illustrate this for the readers….

Nahhhhhh! The hell with that!!! TYRONE!!! Noooooooo! What the hell are you doin’ bruhhhh!? This ain’t NIKE fam!

You never trade a generational talent!! And if you do, you get about a hundred more draft picks than you got from the Lakers. Who pee’d in your Honey Nut Cheerios!? What must this be doing for team morale? Your fan base is revolting!!! Where’s the excitement? Who will you market now? Tyrone! FIX THIS SHYTE!!!!

I’M DONE!!!